Some repetitive job is eating hours of your week, every week. We take it off your plate for good.
Fixed price · Done-for-you · 30-day fix guarantee
Answering the same enquiries over and over. Chasing bookings, payments, and no-shows. Copying details from your inbox into a spreadsheet, then into something else. The little jobs that quietly fill your evenings.
It works, just about. But it's eating hours you'd rather spend running the place. Or not working at all.
The stuff that should run itself is exactly what we make run itself.
That's about £6,500 a year, spent on something that could run itself.
Sound familiar? Send a quick WhatsApp and we'll tell you, honestly, if we can help.
See if we can help →Head of Ops & Tech, employee number two. I built the lot, end to end:
I built it all while doing sales calls with a newborn on my hip. That's the truest thing about how I work: I build systems inside the mess, while it's still happening.
"Lou was employee number two and built the engine the whole business ran on. The lead system, the automations, the dashboards, the lot. Four of us did the work of fifteen because of what she built. If Lou says she can build it, she can."
Chris Silver · Founder, RESG
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// builds the thing
Masters in bioinformatics. 5+ years building the systems growing businesses run on, including as Head of Ops & Tech at the UK's #1 ad agency. Co-founder of HumTech. I design the system and write the code.
// keeps it all running
Ran a bakery, cooked as a sous chef in Devon. Now I keep clients looked after and the wheels turning, so you're never left chasing us or wondering what's going on. Between us, four kids we homeschool and one family-run company.
No layers. No account managers. You talk to us.
The same hands that build your system co-founded an AI software company. At HumTech, Lou built Optimus: software that tests different versions of a website on real visitors and automatically serves the one that wins the most customers. The kind of thing that usually takes a whole data team.
Nodding along to any of these? That's the conversation.
Fixed scope, fixed price, done-for-you. The only question is how much you want sorted, and whether you'd like us to stick around after.
The one thing you keep meaning to sort. Built properly and handed over working, inside a fortnight.
Done stitching tools together? We rebuild the whole operation as one clean system that fits how you actually work.
Once it's built, we stick around. Tweaks, fixes, and new bits when you need them, for people who'd rather text us than manage it.
Know the shape that fits?
Let's talk it through →Thirty minutes. You tell me what you want to build. I ask the annoying questions.
Scope, timeline, price. In writing. No hourly billing.
Clear updates at checkpoints. No forty Slack messages a day.
The working thing, plus the half-page doc your team actually needs.
Anything broken in the first 30 days, I fix. Free.
Every project is fixed price, agreed in writing before any work starts. No hourly billing, no "we found some complexity, that'll be another £4k." We work out the number together on the call, once I know exactly what you need.
No. It's done-for-you. I build the thing, hand it over working, and write the half-page doc your team actually needs. You don't learn AI, you don't manage a developer, you just use it.
One specific thing: one to two weeks. The whole operational backbone: three to six. You get the timeline in writing before we start, and clear updates at checkpoints, not forty Slack messages a day.
Anything that breaks in the first 30 days, I fix. Free. Handover isn't the end of the relationship.
A free 30-minute call. You tell me what you're trying to build, I tell you whether I can build it, and if I can't I'll say so. If we go ahead it's 50% up front, 50% on handover. That's it.
Not hourly. Not AI strategy decks or "maturity assessments." Not full-time contracting. I build the thing and hand it over working. If you want a PowerPoint about AI, I'm happily not your person.
Tell us the job that's eating your week, and we'll tell you honestly whether we can take it off your plate.
Let's grab a coffee →We only take on a handful of projects at a time, to keep the quality high. If the timing's right, let's talk.